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6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:
Hi my name is Megan and my milkshakes bring all the boys the yard. I have lovely lady lumps in the back and in the front. Twerkin for food stamps. Mother Teresa in the streets Kim Kardashian in the sheets.
infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer
6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before: